I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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