There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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