Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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