see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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