we're blogging at a bar
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
this will be a night to untag.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
