Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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