goodnight i made you a song goodbye
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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