had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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