So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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