I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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