she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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