We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
