this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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