you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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