Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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