How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Ladies don't puke and tell
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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