I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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