it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
