Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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