Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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