just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Randomize
