But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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