I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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