Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I stole a fireplace last night.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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