On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
People in love make me want to vomit
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Found your dick twin last night
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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