How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
420 ftw
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
