Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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