that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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