I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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