i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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