his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
