fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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