The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Drake has all the answers
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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