Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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