id be glad to
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
