I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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