Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My penis needs a shock collar
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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