my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Randomize