It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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