you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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