i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I am available for nakedness
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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