You're completely useless in the revolution.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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