Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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