Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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