did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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