we're chasing vodka with high fives
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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