You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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