girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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