This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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