I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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