I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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