Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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