Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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